Financial Planning Procrastinators Mugs

"Young people these days are used to INSTANT feedback..."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

Procrastinators Incorporated

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"I'm your exit strategy."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'-and just where does it say 'Think BIG' Wilson?'

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

Yeti/Not Yeti

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

'Don't strain yourself, make two trips.'

"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

"Are you tempting fate with poor diet and little exercise?" "Tempting it"? I'm surprised we haven't been charged with entrapment.

"Candy is like money...you must manage it carefully...or it disappears...without you ever knowing where it went!"

'You dropped your day planner.'

After fifteen minutes of inactivity, Ed's operating system automatically returns him to sleep mode.

The trouble with Black Friday...is the following In-the-Red Monday.

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

'I didn't pay my taxes because I hate to start something I can't finish.'

'I said you needed to keep good business records...'

"No, we're going to see a financial advisor, we can't be flippant about our retirement money."

Me at 22 vs. me at 29