Financial Planning Procrastinators Prints

"Young people these days are used to INSTANT feedback..."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"I'm your exit strategy."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'-and just where does it say 'Think BIG' Wilson?'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

Yeti/Not Yeti

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

'Don't strain yourself, make two trips.'

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

"Candy is like money...you must manage it carefully...or it disappears...without you ever knowing where it went!"

'You dropped your day planner.'

After fifteen minutes of inactivity, Ed's operating system automatically returns him to sleep mode.

The trouble with Black Friday...is the following In-the-Red Monday.

The cost of smoking

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

"This is your plan to pay for our retirement?!"

"No, we're going to see a financial advisor, we can't be flippant about our retirement money."

'I didn't pay my taxes because I hate to start something I can't finish.'

'I said you needed to keep good business records...'