Financial News Junkie T-Shirts

Dress your finance enthusiast in humor and style. Our finance news junkie t-shirts feature witty slogans and smart designs, perfect for casual days, trading floors, or the office.

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"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."

"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time." mockup

"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."

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'Stocks dropped on news that the only certainty in life is 'uncertainty'.'

'Stocks dropped on news that the only certainty in life is 'uncertainty'.' mockup

'Stocks dropped on news that the only certainty in life is 'uncertainty'.'

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'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.'

'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.' mockup

'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.'

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Stock Market Unplugged.

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'I'm going to suggest a stock that has outperformed the market for the last three hours.'

'I'm going to suggest a stock that has outperformed the market for the last three hours.' mockup

'I'm going to suggest a stock that has outperformed the market for the last three hours.'

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'Today a ray of hope . . .'

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"Can't you forget the FT for once?" mockup

"Can't you forget the FT for once?"

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Stocks ended the year with and upturn... On news that all's well that ends well.

Stocks ended the year with and upturn... On news that all's well that ends well. mockup

Stocks ended the year with and upturn... On news that all's well that ends well.

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'It's not a recession...You tell him that!'

'It's not a recession...You tell him that!' mockup

'It's not a recession...You tell him that!'

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'We need more expert analysis than 'the stock market was down, because it wasn't up.''

'We need more expert analysis than 'the stock market was down, because it wasn't up.'' mockup

'We need more expert analysis than 'the stock market was down, because it wasn't up.''

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'You're watching too much financial news. Your blood pressure rises and falls inversely to the stock market.'

'You're watching too much financial news. Your blood pressure rises and falls inversely to the stock market.' mockup

'You're watching too much financial news. Your blood pressure rises and falls inversely to the stock market.'

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"We've added cheerleaders for when the market hit 30,000."

"We've added cheerleaders for when the market hit 30,000." mockup

"We've added cheerleaders for when the market hit 30,000."

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'Today's stock market downer is sponsored by the maker of uppers...'

'Today's stock market downer is sponsored by the maker of uppers...' mockup

'Today's stock market downer is sponsored by the maker of uppers...'

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Some stocks went up and some went down. mockup

Some stocks went up and some went down.

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'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.' mockup

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

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'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.' mockup

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

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'The dollar is falling! The dollar is falling!'

'The dollar is falling! The dollar is falling!' mockup

'The dollar is falling! The dollar is falling!'

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'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.' mockup

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

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Stocks declined on news that everyone is playing online poker instead of playing the stock market.

Stocks declined on news that everyone is playing online poker instead of playing the stock market. mockup

Stocks declined on news that everyone is playing online poker instead of playing the stock market.

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The Wall Street Tattler

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Trial by Media

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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month." mockup

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

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Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated. mockup

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida." mockup

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine mockup

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

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Who will determine Venezuela's future? mockup

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....' mockup

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

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Squeezing the Free Press.

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals) mockup

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

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Trump pardons

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"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

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