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"Here's a blues number I wrote anout paying my dues with the cash back I got on my platinum card."

British savings accounts

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

"At least we're consistent ... "

Out of control

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

The Decline of the Euro.

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'Due to current market conditions, I'm recommending that my clients invest heavily into pain medication companies.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Budget Cuts

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Inflation is a national headache. . . caused by asset indigestion!

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'Well, call it 'diet stocks'. Your bank account won't get fat because of the dividend income.'

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"I don't recall ever hearing the stockholders speak with such a unified voice as they did today!"

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'