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Pledges for my 10k. Pledges for my 20k. Pledges for my 401(k).

British savings accounts

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Out of control

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"At least we're consistent ... "

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

The Decline of the Euro.

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

In case of falling markets break glass.

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

'Due to current market conditions, I'm recommending that my clients invest heavily into pain medication companies.'

Federal Guidelines

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

Inflation is a national headache. . . caused by asset indigestion!

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Budget Cuts

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

"How much do I need? How much you got?"