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"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

Wall Street .

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Bad news airbag

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

"A fool and his money are soon parted."

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

'He said my future stinks.'

Your weight and fortune.

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

'And there you have it. According to our experts, the stock market will either advance, decline, or remain unchanged this year.'

"Remember, Joey, Life is a good preparation for stocks -- lots of ups and downs."

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

"I see no new taxes, followed by some new taxes."

"Don't worry, we research all our 'buy' recommendations."