Financial Decision-making Pillows

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Now that I have your attention...'

The day the stock market went UP.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Watering Money

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Will work for ETFs

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."