Investment Decision Pillows

"Surprise! I cashed in our 401K! We're going to Springsteen!"

"The bull market has peaked! The bull market has peaked!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

In the Guru District

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The president's men

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"