Decision Making Pillows

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'We have two options. Boldly tackle the challenges ahead, or hold off and hope an asteroid strikes.'

In a Quandary

"Do we want to just flip a coin, or hire expensive consultants so they can flip a coin?"

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this legal strategy.'

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'I wanted to get your opinions before I go ahead and do what I want to do.'

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

"Sure, we can spend all day nitpicking specifics but aren't sweeping generalities so much more satisfying?"

'John's in charge of advising us on ethical matters, but to be honest, I've never had much confidence in him!'

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"The Woofs have it."

'There's a thin line between thinking outside the box and a caffeine-induced wacko idea.'

"Can we talk through a decision that I've already made?"

Institute for Decisive Thinking (in trays read eenie, meenie, mynie, mo).

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"We could finally make a decision, but it's so much more relaxing to keep mulling our options."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Remember, when in doubt, follow you inner GPS."

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

Clever democratic decision

Digital or analog elevators.

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'Bonus time, Harris - which hand?'

'We've finally addressed the problem. Now find a stamp and get it outta here!'

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Head of Decisive Action - 'What do the focus groups think we should do?'

The toughest form of Mountain climbing is getting out of a rut.

I think we should go with your plan B.

'As a decision maker, you've got to work 24 hours a day. It takes 10 minutes to make a decision and 23 hours and 50 minutes to ask yourself if you were right.'

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

'My decision is maybe and that's final.'

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'