Financial Crisis Denizen Pillows

Goldman Sachs Bubble.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

City Redundancies - In? Out?

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

Saving Spain

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

The euro currency is a bomb.

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

Didn't know as much about the market as I thought I did.

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale."

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

"J.P. will be joining you by speakerphone."

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

Business jargon : 'significant negative growth' translated into : 'we are dead broke !'

Stress.

Human evolution

"Can't these people read? I put a sign saying 'No Solicitors' on my website, and I'm still getting spam."

'Look on the bright side, you can't take it with you.'

"Why should I talk to you? They're talking to you."

"Son, it’s time we had the ‘your mother and me got fleeced by Wall Street and you’ll have to support us’ talk."

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

'And then I said, 'So sue me!'...'