Financial Crime Fighter Pillows

Bernie Madoff With My Savings

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Slow Night

Violent Crime Statistics

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Stress on GPs

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

The Ferguson Effect

The Manipulation of Justice

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."