Financial Aid Officer Pillows

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"What's a debenture?"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Historic Bank Jobs.

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"