Finance Phobia Fighters T-Shirts

You know what I hate? Late fees.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Dog Nightmares

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

Born to raise interest rates.

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

Student Debt

Overdraft limit.

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

What's Their Secret?

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

Breaking Through

Stress on GPs

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."