Finance Manager Prints

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'Looks good. Let me run it past the number-crunchers.'

'Our CFO isn't available. He left the company to join the Witness Protection Program.'

'We are on the road to recovery. We just happen to be going against the traffic.'

'I know figures don't lie. Your job is to make them.'

'Since I plan on working for your company for the next 20 years, I was hoping to get all my paychecks up front.'

'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'

'Any questions regarding our financial incentive program?'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

"Well, there it is in black and white - we're in the red."

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

'I'm the most popular employee in the company...I work in payroll services.'

'It says here you were finance manager for your fellow inmates on cell block 3. This does raise other concerns.'

Bully to classmate: 'Rising expenses will force me to beat an extra five cents out of you.'

'I've hit on a way to finance our start-up costs.'

"We don't need to reinvent the wheel - just the earnings report."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

"All this financial analysis is driving me bats."

'Have you got the accounts right yet?' - 'Yes, but I had to put in three mistakes to make them balance.'

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

"It's my fund management arm."

'If they have been 'throwing money away at the schools' they certainly have been missing this place.'

Are you sure Milton Keynes is not a tax haven?

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."