Fund Manager Prints

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

STRIP *Bloomerbery Money * Professional fund manager

Acme Financial Management - Risking other people's money since 1927.

STRIP *Bloomerbery Money * Bad fund manager

'There is no evidence use of steroids by fund managers will improve profits.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'High risk fund mgr'

'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'

'Like most fund managers, I consistently under-perform the market--but I do it with real flair.'

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

'Isn't that your fund manager?'

"It's my fund management arm."

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Ace Investments

STRIP *Bloomerbery Money * Investing in your own funds

Mismanagement Consultant.

'My hedge fund just got trimmed!'

That's 'Blue Duck', he's our new tracker fund manager.

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

"This guy's smoking DOPE...I'll get backup!" Wall street Fraud

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Last money market for 8 blocks'

"That 'basket' of foreign shares you recommended has performed so badly, I've had to sell the basket on Ebay."

'I see part of your investment portfolio increasing in value however it's not clear which part.'

Funds Management: Old MoneyNew Money.

The day the stock market went UP.

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

'The fund you manage was named 'contrarian fund of the year.' How do you feel about that?'

'Are you aware of the competition between fund managers these days?'

'You must never gamble with your hard earned money,yhat's my job!'

'That's our quilt edged investments sorted.'