Finance Funny Bone Seeker Prints

'And on the eighth day, God had a piece of clay left over. . . so he made a banker and. . .'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."

Fetch the Boomerang

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

I can't believe It!

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

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"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"