Filter Aficionado Mugs

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

'So who needs sonar?!'

"I, TikTok."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

I.T. Fear

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Terry had a computer bug.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Touché"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'New Game'

"Heads or tails?"

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"