Filter Aficionado Prints

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Surf Casting

Fishing with God

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Cellphone Islands

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

US v.s. Tech Giants

I.T. Fear

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Terry had a computer bug.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Touché"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'New Game'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

"Heads or tails?"

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'