Filming T-Shirts

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"In case I actually do something."

"I'm on videotape since Day One. How about you?"

"I'm happy your followers will enjoy this, but daddy needs you to stop filming and call 911."

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

"And here's the part when Fred realized he forgot to take the lens cap off the camcorder."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Bird Flying Into Bird Bath.

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"I know the image quality isn't the best. I recorded this on a GoSemi-Pro camera."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Director/Action Man toy.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cut!

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."