Film Trivia Gifts

Are you a "Star Wars" fan, good sir? Who isn't? I would like to propose a small wager. Ask me any question about Star Wars. Any question at all

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Herman Mankiewicz

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Piracy on a boating lake

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Miss America IQ Pageant

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Funky Facts: Football.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Housekeeping?!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Useless information"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Dreams I have had...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Quiz Night...

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"