Film Reformer Gifts

Metoo in France

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Which part are you reading for?"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Kirsten Johnson

Healthcare declaration

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

Bertolt Brecht.

Ennio Morricone

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

"I love my luvvie."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Does it spark joy?

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Sluttiness is Killing Prostitution

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'