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"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Guitar Man.

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Popera!

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Hairstyles

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

I love Marimba

Biker chopper shopper

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Music Freak.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Santa Metal Claus

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Hacksaw Violin.

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'