Film Guru Mugs

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Showbiz Awards

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Succession 2

I've always been slower than computers...

Musical genres

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

The sunglasses.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

School of journalism and politics.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"We're being accused of talking down the economy...I want the idea looked at on pages 1,3,6 and 7 with a colour spread in the supplement."

Talking Books: 'Push button to hear what critics say about...'

'This is my grandson Richard. I've called him in today to answer all your questions about computers and the web.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"