Culture Guru Mugs

The sunglasses.

"It really speaks to me, and it's saying that I'm a philistine with no understanding of modern art!"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Showbiz Awards

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Here and There Trays

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Time Machine Collision

Keeping warm.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Mr Metrosexual.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Picasso: The Early Years

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'