Filling Stations Pillows

Artisanal Gases

Sister Cities

US Energy Needs.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Oil shock.

"Nap time."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'What luck!'

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

Low oil prices.

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

Diesel Prices

Old woman trying to swipe card in gas attendents bottom crack.

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

'Trainspotters'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Losing Money on Gas.

Gas Food. To Ernie, "filling station" means just that!

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

"What kind of fuel am I?"