Filling Fighter Gifts

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Rage.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

A street fight.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

We're working on a cure for funding cuts.

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

Solar Storm Expected!

Cat boxer

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

Man fights with his shadow.

"Formula for the new product?" "No, that's our grant going down the drain!"

Shark and aircraft

Shadow Punch

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

"£100 spot fine...er, because we don't like your face."

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

Asthma cats

Formula One Finish Line.

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

Cat sheds a lot when petted.

Client Contact

'I'm not sure, officer. All I know is one of them snuck into my new car and left hair all over the place.'

Double Threat (black and white cat)