Filing Ninja T-Shirts

Work Du Soleil

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Go team!

Tool Box

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

The Card Flinger

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.