Filing Ninja Mugs

Work Du Soleil

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

Tool Box

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

The Card Flinger

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

I've refiled all your letters under L.