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'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

'Remember me?'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Epic Battles

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"You're afraid of what?"

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

A street fight.

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Martial Arts

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Pub Kendo.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Sawrd Fighting

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Wrestling Champion.