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'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Remember me?'

Epic Battles

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"You're afraid of what?"

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

A street fight.

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Pub Kendo.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Martial Arts

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Sawrd Fighting

Ninja.

Wrestling Champion.