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"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

They hated me.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Al Dante

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

'And in conclusion.'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"It's fondue night!"

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

Donald Trump

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

Geography is still fascinating, thought Bob.

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'That's one hell of a lawyer.'

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

"How can one sum up Henry's impact on all our lives? Negligible, I guess that'd do it."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Will hell freeze over?

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

Danaelect: 'I've created a universal language that'll lead to world peace! It's called Danaelect.'

House leadership 'cry'-teria

"Far out, they're literally playing with fire! No way they can survive as a species if they're so risk prone!"

"What a pleasure it is to be here. . . looking out on all the smiling faces."

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

'Oh, boy, cook books! I love to learn new ways to burn things.'