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'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

Fly Football

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Football.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

Second Thoughts Wedding

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

'It was horrible! †I dreamed that Rosie and Donald Trump were fighting over me!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Your grass looks great."

The grass is always greener.

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

"I'm loving the new scoreboard!"

Javelin

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Fungo range.

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

'It's a fine line between meditating and fantasying.'

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."