Fictional World Explorer Gifts

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Ancient Racing

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Look! No hands!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Travelling

Warrior Woman

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Greece

Airport

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

The Gladiator.

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

7 More Dwarfs

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.