Fictional World Enthusiast Pillows

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Swan Fairy Tales

Thomas Mann.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Television Readers.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

A Fairytale Update

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Mouse Princess

ET Mishap

Silence of the Chickens...

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy