Fiction Fantasizer Prints

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

The Demon's Disguise

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Dreaming pets.

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.

"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

Friendly Troll.

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

"I like to sit here and look at all the things I don't have."

"If I had only bought 800 million shares."

Alternative Treasure Island.

"I'm thinking about working out."

"Your greatest symphonies will be immortalized in carpet cleaning and dog food commercials."