Fiber Seeker Prints

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

"Do me next."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

Virgil

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"There's too much fibre in your diet! Your roots are showing!"

"It's the worse case of flatulence I've ever witnessed!"

Super Fibre Cereal.

"Sir, do you have any idea how slow you were going?"

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."