Fiber Curious Prints

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Here's your sweater back."

Knitted Kitty.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"I love every single one of these."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

"It's the worse case of flatulence I've ever witnessed!"

Crocheting during lockdown

Haircuts

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Super Fibre Cereal.

"There's too much fibre in your diet! Your roots are showing!"

Spinning Wheel

"Sir, do you have any idea how slow you were going?"