Fiber Art Aficionado Prints

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Here's your sweater back."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Knitted Kitty.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"I love every single one of these."

Executive MFA

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

The screaming fart.

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"It's the worse case of flatulence I've ever witnessed!"

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"There's too much fibre in your diet! Your roots are showing!"

Haircuts

"Sir, do you have any idea how slow you were going?"