Fiber Art Aficionado Pillows

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Knitted Kitty.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Here's your sweater back."

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Executive MFA

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I love every single one of these."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"It's the worse case of flatulence I've ever witnessed!"

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Crocheting during lockdown

"There's too much fibre in your diet! Your roots are showing!"

Live Laugh Knit

"Sir, do you have any idea how slow you were going?"