Fiber Art Fanatic Pillows

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

I quilt therefore I am

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Here's your sweater back."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Knitted Kitty.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

King Madras

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

Monet in the '90s.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"I love every single one of these."