Fiber Art Fanatic Pillows

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

I quilt therefore I am

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

King Madras

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Knitted Kitty.

"Here's your sweater back."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

Monet in the '90s.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."