Fiber Artists Prints

Sheep Knitting.

I quilt therefore I am

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Arts and crafts

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Knitted Kitty.

"Here's your sweater back."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

How Art Works.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

A woman repairs a broken heart.

The screaming fart.

"I love every single one of these."

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'