Festive Yet Formal Prints

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Diamond outfits

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Purple dress

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

Christmas Hat Tree

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

Christmas Puppy Bow

"The new trees were too expensive, but I got a sweet deal on this used one!"

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"

Festival Goer!

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

It's not easy being the Easter Bunny.

Red and Yellow dress

"How soon do you need these?"

"Sorry, black tie only!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Fairy.

Easter chocolate

"Mavis, did you have shoes on when we went into the theatre?"

Chewing on Happy Birthday letters.

'Remember when they were babies and that was all padding?'