Festive Tech Helpers Pillows

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Santa's elevator

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Snowman offering solutions.

"Well, I see you've hung your stocking!"

Santa Claus donates blood.

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

Christmas Pets

Help Wanted

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

PLEASE HELP ME DELIVER GIFTS

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

'Is this quality time, Dad, or do you just want me to fix the PC?'

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

"Merry Freaking Christmas. Now get back to work"

"And you can download a further selection of our songs at www.carolsingers.com..."

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

The Christmas Beggar

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."