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"It's Valentine's Day, Miss Hanover. May we dot our i's with little hearts?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Safe Christmas.

There IS a Santa Claus.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

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Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Christmas Group Therapy.

Santa playing golf.

"Mom said we shoulda brought the truck...."

Elf

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

'I'd like to be known for my wit and warm personality, but no, it's always the bloody nose...'

"Sorry Rudolph, this year I'm going with Steve and his sweet disco ball nose."