Festive Spirit Seeking A Cooler Planet T-Shirts

"Another one asking me to fix the climate crisis."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I don't believe in you!"

Ice Skater

Snowman

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

Just one more choccy...

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Merry Kissmas

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Mice playing double bass

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Dog's Christmas list.

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

Easter Bunny

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Little Boy Missing Christmas

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."