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'All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Margarita

"I don't believe in you!"

Champagne

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

A Creature WAS Stirring

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

Just one more choccy...

Mice playing double bass

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Merry Kissmas

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Easter Bunny

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

Dog's Christmas list.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."