Festive Empathy Seeker Mugs

'All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Margarita

"I don't believe in you!"

Fleas Navidad.

Champagne

Ice Skater

Snowman

A Creature WAS Stirring

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Just one more choccy...

Farmer Christmas.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Merry Kissmas

Mice playing double bass

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Dog's Christmas list.

Easter Bunny

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"