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Christmas in jail.

Santa Claus's Mail

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Mice playing double bass

Easter Bunny

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

Counting Blessings

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

A Starry Night.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

Snow Angel Fall

Covid 19 Christmas Medical Team

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

The gift of a family Christmas

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

Covid Variants

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"

A season for Santas

Yuletide

'Welcome' mat laid for Santa in the fireplace.

Christmas bonus

Cat on the Harp

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

'Look, I don't know how you found us but there's nothing in your sack we want in exchange for exclusive rights to the 25th, whoever's 'father' you are!...'