Festive Spending T-Shirts

Christmas shopping

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Keep the econoimy moving

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Giant Sale!

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Everything for a buck.

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Black Friday

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Seasonal shopping.