Festive Spending Prints

Christmas shopping

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Keep the econoimy moving

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Giant Sale!

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Black Friday

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Seasonal shopping.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"