Festive Space Explorers Mugs

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Field Trip!

Swamp gas

Take me to your leader. . .

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"Not in my name!"

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

Repairing the UFO

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Alien Painting Moon

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

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